I stalk people. I meow a lot. I surprise people by jumping on them. I snore and I play with noisy toys. I make a lot of noise. I sniff everything around the house and when you come home with a bag full of stuff you bought, I will sniff it and try to make [...]
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My female human is obsessed with my pink paws. She’s constantly taking pictures of my paws and my nose. I even hide my paws from her, afraid that her obsession will become dangerous for me… And to prove I am right, here’s a photo of my little Russian friend’s paws. My human focused her camera [...]
Yes, human, I am sorry for dispersing your shoes throughout the house. Now can I have a bowl of juicy wet food? Pretty please? I already said I’m sorry!
The perfect plan in catching a red ribbon. Step one: notice the ribbon! Step two: ambush the ribbon! Step three: chew on it to take its superpowers! And that’s the proper way to defeat a red ribbon! No need to thank me, I already know I’m a brilliant cat! Love, TheMitsi!
Yeap, it’s true: cats love to chase its tail! There you have it, it’s not a secret anymore. Felines are just as silly as dogs are. The difference is that cats can do this on any surface, even on the top on the closet.
First I was like : “Who cares, it’s just a toy, I’m too lazy right now.”
I don’t really understand what a hangover is, but if it has anything to do with my lack of desire to get out of bed after I ate a whole can of delicious cat food, then yes, I am hungover!
1. I am your kitten and your only kitten! You must respect me, feed me, cherish me every day, every minute! 2. You must not love or cherish other kittens beside me! When in doubt, read the first commandment again and again until you understand it! 3. You must consider me your idol, the best thing that has ever [...]
My cat, TheMitsi loves alcohol! How did I find out? Well, every time we open a can of beer she starts meowing like crazy. I mean, she’s loud and annoying and very demanding. But we don’t give her alcohol since it’s bad for her small liver. One morning I opened the kitchen door in front [...]
TheMitsi loves a good, strong string from time to time. Don’t know why she loves that red and white twine so much, but I sure won’t try to understand. She’s happy, looks funny and cute when she’s playing with it and this is all I care!
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- Hot summer for cats August 3, 2012
- My little Russian friends September 13, 2012
- Cats and green onion May 18, 2013
- This old cat – poetry May 11, 2013
- How to be a happy cat? May 6, 2013
- Honey for cats May 2, 2013
- A cat’s gotta do, what a cat’s gotta do! April 8, 2013
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