Every house cat has this problem: humans aren’t feeding us cats the proper amount of food. They say we’re fat, sleepy and lazy but the truth is that we don’t have the energy to stay awake. In order to be more active, we need more food. Am I right or am I right? So, I’ve […]
If champagne for humans is made of the finest grapes, what would a champagne for cats would be made of? The finest salmon? The tastiest chicken? The yummiest squirrel?
What did you say to me, bird? You’re lucky there’s this glass between us. I would’ve shown you who’s the cat in this neighborhood.
I don’t understand why these humans won’t let me eat green onion. It’s not like their mouth will smell of onion. Humans and their silly logic …
Be grateful for what you’ve got. Be appreciative of each day and for all the nice people in your life. Love those people who give you food and scratch your chin. Purr as loudly as you can, meow and play good kitty for those humans who make sure you have plenty of food in your […]
I stalk people. I meow a lot. I surprise people by jumping on them. I snore and I play with noisy toys. I make a lot of noise. I sniff everything around the house and when you come home with a bag full of stuff you bought, I will sniff it and try to make […]
I might ask for a fellow cat. But I don’t like to share my bed, my litter box, my food. And above all I don’t share my humans with other cats
My female human came home and she smelled like she petted some dog. She knows no shame, no shame at all. As a result I growled at her when she entered the building. I hope that will teach her a lesson.
You shall give all your toys to me! Otherwise I will kill any intruder by any means … … and I shall rip their hearts out:
They tried to bribe me with alcohol, but I said … no, no, no! I’d rather get drunk on my catnip… But I would love some salmon salad …