I don’t understand why these humans won’t let me eat green onion. It’s not like their mouth will smell of onion. Humans and their silly logic …
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Be grateful for what you’ve got. Be appreciative of each day and for all the nice people in your life. Love those people who give you food and scratch your chin. Purr as loudly as you can, meow and play good kitty for those humans who make sure you have plenty of food in your [...]
I stalk people. I meow a lot. I surprise people by jumping on them. I snore and I play with noisy toys. I make a lot of noise. I sniff everything around the house and when you come home with a bag full of stuff you bought, I will sniff it and try to make [...]
I might ask for a fellow cat. But I don’t like to share my bed, my litter box, my food. And above all I don’t share my humans with other cats
My female human came home and she smelled like she petted some dog. She knows no shame, no shame at all. As a result I growled at her when she entered the building. I hope that will teach her a lesson.
You shall give all your toys to me! Otherwise I will kill any intruder by any means … … and I shall rip their hearts out:
They tried to bribe me with alcohol, but I said … no, no, no! I’d rather get drunk on my catnip… But I would love some salmon salad …
„How to unleash hell on Earth. Just pee in the wrong place. Wait for a woman to scream and then all hell shall be unleashed! You can thank me later, now I’m busy running away from my hell.” „Meow meoww meows! (that’s Happy New Year in cat language!)”
„Hmm, if I were to chew on this plastic mouse, what would my humans do?”
So what if it’s six o’clock in the morning? It’s the perfect time to play in bed! Ok, human, it’s time to wake up! Grab that camera and my feathery stick and let’s have some fun. You can tell that my human was sleepy when she took this photo because I look bad in it. [...]
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