The cat hunger games

Hi there friends!
In case you’re wondering how I’m doing, I’m ok, thanks for asking. Today I started a war with my humans. They fed me some canned food of which I’m not really a fan of. They don’t want to give me my daily dose of crunchy food because I didn’t eat the canned one. And I won’t eat it. And they aren’t giving  me anything else to eat.

So this is a good time to start scratching all those couches and chew on their shoes. Am I right or am I right?