I have a feeling I’m going to be home alone today. If that’s the case, let’s do some damage!
Hmm, what should I do to make my humans sorry for leaving me home alone today? Should I pee on the carpet? Nee, then I would have to live with the smell and I don’t like how my own pee stinks. Should I chew on a shoe? Hmm… I know!
I shall move in another room all the shoes I can find. It’s not like they wear all of their shoes at the same time. This should teach them a lesson, don’t you think?