Oh, the horror!
I knew something was fishy when she came to me, took me in her arms, told me how beautiful I am and how much she loves me.
Then she put me in the bathtub and poured water on my fur. At first I was OK with it since the water was warm and quite pleasant to be honest. But then she had to use that nasty stuff she calls „Shampoo for cats”. I really hate that stuff. It makes me smell different. It’s like I’m not me anymore, I’m a different cat with a different smell. It’s weird!
I was at her mercy. Finally, after 5 minutes she rinsed my fur thoroughly and I was able to lick myself. I was so happy it was all over I hugged the male human. I wonder if he has to put up with the same bath routine as I do.
And this was the first bath I had to endure this year. I hope it’s the last one too!