For Christmas I asked for a Pink Pony. WTF is this reindeer doing here? There, I spit on your reindeer! I want a pink pony and a white unicorn. Is it too much to ask for decent Christmas presents? God, humans, you’re acting like you don’t know your own cat!
(Useful tip: if you sprinkle some catnip on any fluffy toy, the cat will love that toy.)